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WHO DOESN'T LIKE ANNOYING PEOPLE!?!?!
top 20 ways to annoy people:
1.reply to every sentence by saying,"that's what you think!"
2.finish all your sentences with,"according to the prophecy"
3.ask people what gender they are
4.laugh at everything anyone says
5.after every sentence someone says, say,"then what happened!?!"
6.sing a catchy song all day long over and over again
7.look at someone's ears while they are talking to you
8.jump when someone says the word "the"
9.rub a random persons backpack at school
10.leave a chocolate bar in the toilet
11.rub your leg against someone's leg under the table
12.write fake love notes to people in school
13.copy whatever someone says or does all day long
14.step on the back the back of people's shoes (flat tires)
15.pretend that you don't understand what someone is saying no matter how slow or loud they say it
16.when standing next to someone, tap them on the opposite shoulder
17.hold a piece of cake up to someone's face and ask them if it smells funny to them, then smush the cake in their face
18.tell people their shoes are untied when they really aren't
19.before flushing in a public restroom, say,"shoot! my glass eye is in the toilet!"
20.tell people that their coinslot is showing (coinslots are buttcracks)